elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

It hurt, but I still stayed.
― Unknown  (via terrible)

(Source: absentions)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

tigermisu:

 in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old